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Junk Collector

from ELBY BRASS IS DTF by ELBY BRASS

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lyrics

I'm just a junk collector with some nerdish tendencies
yeah, a junk collector with freaky-deak propensities
I can't pretend to be something that I'm not
but I've got some tricks to fit in this society

now I'm not a hoarder 'cause I keep my junk in order
I'm not a pack rat 'cause I only keep stuff that is
awesome or useful or vintage or rare or...
ok, I've got a little bit of a problem
but if I ever meet a girl, I've got a good game plan
I'm going to have to clean the crap from out my minivan
because I scored this main frame last week, was really neat
but all the data spools are taking up the passenger seat
I got a copy of the local paper on her birthday
that'll be a nice ice breaker on our first date
and I'm rolling in this totally pimp shirt, yo
I just found it in the trash a half an hour ago
and -- well, of course I washed it first, jeez
what do you take me for, some kind of hobo with herpes?
I mean, uh, wait! you got it all wrong
ah, crud... listen, babe, do you want to hear a song?

antique shops, swap meets, and yard sales
dumpster diving, I really don't care if your
hair kind of smells when you're done, it's kind of fun
and if you find a good one, it's like the Holy Grail
I've got a sweet stash, but I ain't putting on airs
I'm bringing home laptops and broken wheelchairs
that I find when I'm roaming down around in the street
I'm like, how could someone throw away a broken TV?
if you had at least three, you could stack'em like so
and have a Tower of Babel right in your front door
take'em downtown to that abandoned skyrise
defenestrate them all, see how well they can fly
or better yet, rip'em open, get the vaccuum tubes
put two in your bra, have transister boobs
put the third one in your pants sticking out of your butt
then everyone who sees you will be like, "what?"
she got ba-dunk-a-dunk, junk in the trunk
not junk like blubber, talking junk like stuff

'cause I'm a junk collector, rocking what I got
yeah, a junk collector and sure 'nough, it's kind of hot
'cause I'm the funk protector, the superfly MC
but if you happen to have some junk
well, won't you pass it to me?

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from ELBY BRASS IS DTF, released April 26, 2013
Lead Vocals: Seth Casana
Sousaphone: Glen Bulloss
Written by Seth Casana

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Elby Brass is Virginia's best street brass band—specializing in hard-hitting funk, sizzling soul, and shout-along favorites. Homegrown in Fredericksburg, they feature trumpets, trombones, saxophones, sousaphones, drums, and undeniable energy. Don't expect anything but brash, raw horn jams and definitely don't expect to stand still. When you need the party to start right now, you need Elby Brass. ... more

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